AND A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL

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Coe: So what was that Champagne you and your BFF were sucking down last night?

Me: Dom Perignon 2002. And we were not sucking it down. We were sipping. Big difference.

Coe: Says you. You two “sipped” through that bottle PDQ.

Me: Says me is right. Sucking down is what you were doing with those premium rum and cokes. Excuse me, Diet Cokes. And do not concern yourself with how “fast” we were sipping.

Coe: And giggling. There was a LOT of giggling going on.

Me: Sipping Champagne will do that. Was this train of thought going somewhere in particular, or just meandering towards a deserted station?

Coe: No, just a casual observation.

Me: Right. Well I hope you casually observed that good Champagne = happy me and BFF. Nobody got killed, no bail had to be posted.

Win/Win/Win.

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