Category Archives: Idle Threats

Proof That Cats See Into Another Dimension

Right before I took this picture, Hemingway stared intently at the bricks of the fireplace hearth and wiggled his furry butt while his tail whipped back and forth. After a minute or two, in the predictable jungle cat maneuver, he … Continue reading

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Serial Killers and My Twisted Psyche

My mental state is clinging by a thin thread of sanity. To wit: I am nursing a sick man back to health. So is it any wonder that I find myself captivated [again] by the subject of serial killers? No. … Continue reading

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Ask This Question and Risk Death

He asked her if she was getting any writing done. Now he has a knife sticking out of his chest. Don’t let this be you. I have been queried of late as to whether I am “working on my book.” … Continue reading

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This Thing Almost Drove Me to Commit Murder

FitBit. The electronic gadget connected to the internet that tracks your steps. At least 10,000 of them per day, if you wish to stay in the good graces of the self-respecting FitBitters. Wait, you say, isn’t this just an old-fashioned … Continue reading

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I Think This is My Super Power

I spent my birthday spa-ing away my cares. Massage, facial and a brand new nail color. Black is the NEW black. And believe me, it looks great with red OR white wine, as I have tried these nails out with … Continue reading

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