Category Archives: Just Kill Me Now

Running Made Me Part Zombie

Me on that last damn hill  Sunday morning at 7:30 a.m., it was 180*, 500% humidity. For reasons unknown, other than the possibility that the Zombie part of me has eviscerated my brains, I was signed up to run a … Continue reading

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Small Talk and Holiday Decorating Tips

The Pillow – the only holiday decoration needed! We are now well into the Festive Holiday Season, which rolls out around Halloween (my favorite holiday), breaks into a trot just before Thanksgiving, builds up to a full-tilt boogie between Black … Continue reading

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Pie in the Sky

This will NOT make you feel fashionable The only thing as annoying as a Bad Hair Day is a Bad Outfit Day. And today, I’m having both. The hair, of course, has been a lost cause since my Last Official … Continue reading

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Just Call a Plumber – It’s Cheaper than Bail, Part 1

I was minding my own business Saturday, getting caught up on laundry, grocery shopping, and doing all the miscellaneous mindless bullshit that sucks the life right out of a weekend. There I was, finishing the last of the dishes, and … Continue reading

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What We Have is a Failure to Communicate

I am umpty-nine years old, nearly an age ending in *ty*. So when the eff will I be old enough that I never have to say, “this is the worst haircut ever?” The answer is, “not this week.” I took … Continue reading

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